Er... what do we call that again? Life as a foreigner is quite interesting. You find yourself looking for common words and your brain takes you straight to voicemail. It’s fascinating to realise that what is a normal saying is actually an alien language to the next person.
This looks cute
Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined being an XXL/XXXL.
Dear Lord not today
food, food, food. Dear Lord not today, my daily prayer before eating
The Scent of China
One thing I wish I knew before landing is; don't dare use the bathrooms. This is one experience that can make you go back home.