OMW, I didn't know I was famous. Life as a celebrity- Chronicles of a foreigner
This isn’t suppose to happen
Life as a foreigner is odd and the new rules being implemented I tend to miss them due to the language barrier.
Er… What do we call that again?
Er... what do we call that again? Life as a foreigner is quite interesting. You find yourself looking for common words and your brain takes you straight to voicemail. It’s fascinating to realise that what is a normal saying is actually an alien language to the next person.
Dear Lord not today
food, food, food. Dear Lord not today, my daily prayer before eating
The Scent of China
One thing I wish I knew before landing is; don't dare use the bathrooms. This is one experience that can make you go back home.